Party Season, New Years Eve, Fancy Dress Costume Party
Going to a New Years Eve fancy dress costume party? Yes it’s that time of year again! Seems like only a year ago that I went to the last one…hang on…well, you get my drift. Excuse me for saying it with such a sense of foreboding but my New Years Eve last year was abysmal. The swanky ‘invited guests only’ rooftop party we went to got rained out – with us at it. And not just a shower… it was torrential! Torrential, and relentless. Big boofy hair, new hot dress, sparkly shoes – ready to shake it like I was starring in an episode of Sex in the City. And instead… home by 11pm, pissed off, a towel on my head and very, very sober.
All the more reason to make this New Years Eve fancy dress costume the best one yet. For my sake, please! All doom and despair aside, I think the first thing you need to decide on is the kind of New Years Eve you are aiming for. Then you need to choose a fancy dress costume to portray that feeling. For example, if you want to be popular and desirable to every man at the party then you need to wear a costume that shows how hot you are. A sexy bunny girl costume for example. Or a naughty French maid outfit with black fishnets and stilettos will certainly achieve this – no problemo!
It seems you’re not the only one looking for the perfect New Years Eve fancy dress costume: you’ve just heard your ex is going to be at the party too… with his new girlfriend. Oh god no! Right then, it is imperative you shock him with a full-body smokin’ hot leather Catwoman costume. Not that you want him back… you just want him to see what he’s missing out on. Oh, and if it makes her feel inadequate and limp, well then that’s a bonus!
Perhaps you’d like your New Years Eve fancy dress costume to fulfil a fantasy. Maybe a fairytale theme like the Little Mermaid or a funky fairy princess all pretty and pink and flirty. Or how about something with a little authority like a Naughty Nurse costume, or a Police woman with badge and weapon at the ready. Any type of uniform is going to grab attention and can look really sexy…depending how short your hemline is mind you.
I, however, won’t have to worry about a New Years Eve fancy dress costume this year, as I have decided to stay at home and sulk instead. Think of me, as you squeeze yourself into your Catwoman outfit (that’s the winner, whatever angle you’re after)… I will be wallowing on the sofa in my fat pants (curses for over-eating at Christmas), cuddling up to my cup of hot chocky and criticising the fireworks on telly. Happy New Year!
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His & Hers Christmas Costumes, Santa & Santas Little Helpers, Santa Claus & Mrs Claus
Trying to think of Couples Christmas Costume ideas is hard work. Especially if you are trying to think of an idea that is clever, and witty… and so unique, that people at the party will marvel at your ingenuity and wish they’d come up with something equally as stimulating.
Sitting here now, I’ve rattled off a quick list of what seems to be the very basic and obvious of Couples Christmas Costume ideas. In fact, looking at the list, I’m already yawning – it’s THAT boring! But honestly, what else is there? It’s tricky enough thinking of an idea for just one person, let alone making it a Couples thing. If you were attending the Christmas party alone, you’d at least be able to branch off into interesting movie characters such as The Grinch or Scrooge. Was there a Mrs Grinch? Exactly. So, back to the drawing board we go.
I will offer you my Couples Christmas Costume ideas list (such as it is) for your perusal. You might be able to extend from that and come up with something niftier, but I doubt it. Try and stay awake… yes I know, its riveting stuff:
Joseph and Mary. Cut up some sheets, stick on a fake beard, link arms and off you go. Praise be.
Jesus and Mary. Same again, although shouldn’t Jesus be a baby at Christmas? Does that mean you’ve got to carry him?
Jesus and God. What does God look like? He started all this. Hmm can of worms - too hard.
Santa and Mrs Claus. This has got to be the winner of The Most Predictable costume award. But possibly that’s because it is the most appropriate and easily presented Couples Christmas Costume. One of you is Santa, and one of you is his wife. Simple. Wear red everything.
Then there are the matching Couples Christmas Costumes where you can be all cute and ‘the same’. Could you go as matching…. Elves, Santa’s Little Helpers orChristmas Fairys? A double act if you will. But unless you want me to go all silly and start throwing in ideas like Plum duff & Brandy custard, then that’s about it I’m afraid. Are you inspired yet? It might be easier to just break up for the festive season… or at least until the goddam Christmas party thing is over with. Hrrmph.
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Sexy Christmas Costume, Sexy Santa, Sexy Elf, Sexy Santa Claus
‘Tis the season to wear a Sexy Christmas Costume! Fa-la-la-la-laa, La la la laaaa…..I don’t know about you, but I’m bored to tears with all this sloppy Christmas crap. Isn’t it about time we gave Christmas a bit of a shake up? Let’s bring it into the Nought-ies (make that the ‘Naughties’) and give this carol-singing, turkey-basting churchy mob something to sneer at.
This year I’m going to wear the sexiest Christmas Costume I can rustle up. Easy for me ‘cos I’m always a bit of a sex kitten, ha ha, no truly - I am. And if it’s all about being Naughty or Nice… then I know which one I pick, baby. If it’s too much for you, and you can’t handle the heat, then honey, get the hell out of my kitchen! So if you want to join me in sexy-ing up this dreary old festive season, then read on and take some notes. I’m going give you the Top Five red-hot Sexy Christmas Costumes to wear this year:
Sexy Christmas Costume #1
Santa’s Little Helper is the first costume that springs to mind. And not the boring, predictable ‘Helping’ kind of Helper. You will need a red string bikini for this outfit to really be at it’s sexy best. I went to a party once where Santa himself, roared up from the surf on a Jetski, escorted in by two hot Santa’s Little Helpers close behind on theirs. Who cares about life jackets!
Sexy Christmas Costume #2
How about a Christmas Angel costume that lights up! Not only can you wear a gorgeous, heavenly, silky white flowing frock, show off your femininity and look very virginal (boo hiss)… but you also get to wear wings and a halo. And they light up! If that doesn’t get you noticed then nothing will.
Sexy Christmas Costume #3
Anything from the Miss Santa Claus range looks hot. That’s the definition of Miss Santa Claus after all. She’s not married to Santa. She’s not his old doddery wife – she’s his sexy, young, single daughter….isn’t she? In her skimpy, seductive red dress…strapless, backless or sleeveless there are no rules as to what Miss Santa Claus can wear as long as it’s HOT. Oh hang on…. perhaps she’s not Santa’s daughter… maybe she’s some sort of special ‘friend’ of Santa’s? Which brings us to our next sexy suggestion:
Sexy Christmas Costume #4
Santa’s Sexy Love Slave! Ok, yes that is code for ‘Elf’ but with a bit more Woo Hoo to it, don’t you think? And no matter what kind of childish, cutesy wootsy Elf costume you might be offered, there are always ways to sex things up a bit by just adding a few special touches. Whip the hem up for starters, slip on some sexy lace stay-up stockings and you’re set. You’ll be Santa’s favourite Elf for sure!
Sexy Christmas Costume #5
Nothing! Get yourself a giant red, silk bow…tie it around your most important bits (tee hee) and present yourself naked to your significant other. It’s the gift that keeps on giving!
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Christmas Elf Costume, Santas Little Helper, Chrstmas Costumes
I wore a Christmas elf costume one year and got Santa Claus fired! I was ‘in-between’ jobs and badly needed extra cash over the holiday season (it costs money to have a social life you know). So, as things were getting desperate, I applied for a job as a Christmas elf in one of the big shopping centres. It turns out I apparently have the key attributes that qualify me as an elf. I am a female – tick. I have boobs – tick. And I know who Santa Claus is. After responding to the ad, I met with a sleazy guy from HR who stunk of cigarettes and had a lazy eye. He seemed only interested in interviewing my cleavage (or was that just his dicky eye?)… and being the only applicant who could speak English, I was hired.
My Christmas elf costume was miniscule! I should’ve guessed from the tone of the interview that it would be. Nevertheless, I needed the money so donned the tiny, sexed-up elf costume… slipped on the fishnet stockings (really?) and very un-elflike stilettos, and went for my practice run at Santa’s cave. There was no sign of Mr Claus so I wondered about and checked out Santa’s chair and the behind-the-scenes area. The photographer guy, Bob arrived and we chatted. It was his first gig too so we felt at ease with each other - he agreed, he’d never seen such a sexy Christmas elf costume as mine.
It really was the most inappropriate elf costume they could’ve come up with! Every time I bent over or stretched up, my entire costume moved with me and you could all but see my panties underneath. With a few moments to go before Santa arrived, I ducked over to Kmart and bought some red booty shorts to wear under my elf costume. Eventually Santa arrived and sat himself down in the big chair. I immediately recognised the cigarette smell on his breath. And yes, there it was… the weird lazy eye thing.
I felt exposed in my Christmas elf costume and tried to yank it down to hide myself. He motioned for me to come and sit on his knee…for practice when the kids arrive, he said. Just do it and get it over with, I thought gritting my teeth. I plonked myself onto his fat, pudgy knee and tried not to get close to him. His breathe reeked and his teeth were stained yellow from chain-smoking. Yuk! I said in my head…trying to smile and look elfish. Then…. as he Ho, Ho, Ho’d in a big loud voice, he wrapped his arm round my waist and pulled me in tight so I was pinned against him. With one hand on my left breast, he shot his other hand straight up my skirt - no kidding!!
Still in my, way too sexy Christmas elf costume glory, I marched up to centre management, still in shock. Dam it… I was going to report the slime-ball. You can’t have a man like that working in children’s entertainment! Santa was called in and apparently denied everything. He then went on to say that I had been the one hitting on HIM! I was mortified and would’ve had a complete melt-down if Bob hadn’t showed up right on queue, waving a set of photos showing Santa in his true colours. He was fired on the spot and guess who they chose as the new Santa instead? Yep – you got it…Me!!!
Ho Ho Hoooo.
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