Sexy Bunny Costume for Parties

Sexy Bunny Costume or Rabbit Outfit for Costume Parties

If you’ve never found yourself at 6am on a Sunday morning at a bus stop wearing only a Sexy Bunny Costume then I’ve some advice to offer you if you ever consider doing it. 
Don’t.
 
Ohh yes it was all such fanciful, flirty fun at the time!  Cocktails a plenty at a friend’s Halloween fancy dress party…. And me looking as if Id just hippity-hopped fresh from the Playboy mansion. Then one too many margueritas (for courage to wear the Sexy Bunny Costume in the first place) and it all ending in a one night stand with some guy dressed as Al Capone.
 
Oh god what else did I remember??? 
 
We’d spent most of the nite being cute and coy with each other I knew that…. and it had to be said we did make a pretty good looking couple.  There were no formal introductions - just drunken party carry-on.  He’d sneak up behind me with his “fancy a carrot?” routine …to which I’d giggle and wriggle my pretend rabbit nose (cringe!), before bouncing away to fake hide so he could ‘find’ me again.  Then he’d tug my fluffy bunny tail (a key component to any Sexy Bunny Costume and irresistible to anyone wanting to gain your attention) and we’d start the performance all over again.
 
However waking up next to Mr Capone the next morning I didn’t feel quite so alluring and bunny-like.  I looked across the mangled bed at him, curious to see his appearance in the cold light of day.  Quite nice, I thought feeling relieved.  He was snoring lightly and his hair was wrecked but still he was an attractive man. 
 
Then the discovery that I had nothing else to wear to get home in!  We’d snuck off to a seedy hotel (I recalled the grope in the taxi) so with no other choice I had to scramble together my Sexy Bunny Costume as best I could from the pile on the floor.  I didn’t look so sexy now though did I!  One of my bunny ears had gone limp where the wire had come out.  My tights were ripped to shreds….the passionate frenzy in the lift?  The heel on one of my stilettos had snapped, oh and my bunny tail was missing- dam it.
 
So here I was.  Doing the morning-after runner before daylight hit.  Too late now though…. the sun was beaming down as if Nature’s own spotlight sought to punish me for my shame.
Holed up at a stinky bus stop; enduring the stares and jeers from anyone passing.
Surprisingly though, I didn’t feel ashamed.  Nobody was there to judge me or shake their head and tsk tsk the state of me in my leftover Sexy Bunny Costume.  Mind you I wasn’t dismissing myself from the deed committed just yet. 
 
As I sat there trying to look as inconspicuous as possible (hard to achieve in a Rabbit suit), a taxi pulled up alongside the stop.
From the back window an arm stretched out, wildly waving a cute little fluffy bunny-tail.  And there was the dishevelled Al Capone himself, with his hat all askew and a big smile on his face.
“Fancy a carrot?” ……I couldn’t help but crack up as he threw the door open and I bunny-hopped my tattered self into the taxi next to him. 
 
So apart from making sure to always take a jacket with you when you go to Halloween parties……the moral of this story is: You should never underestimate the power of the Sexy Bunny Costume!   (Insert wriggly rabbit nose here!!)

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