Men's Halloween Costumes

Men's Halloween Fancy Dress Costumes, Time to Dress Up

Right then boys, it’s less than a week until the Halloween fancy dress party and you ‘aint got no fancy dress yet.  Shame on you for leaving it this late!
 
Ideally one would’ve thought it through a few weeks back and looked up Mens Costumes Ideas for Halloween online.  That would’ve been the clever forward-thinking thing to do.  Get yourself sorted so that when she asks you “what are you going as darling?” you’d be all organised with a fantastic response.   In fact, your well selected Mens Costume Idea would be so inspirational to her, she’d have to go away and change hers around to match yours!
 
Now trying to think of suitable Mens Costume Ideas for Halloween starts off tricky, yes I hear ya.
But I’ve got three little magic words to say to you:  Suit.  It.  Up.
You guys are lucky.  All you need to do to make the ultimate Mens Halloween Fancy dress costume is to pop your sexy black suits on! 
 
Ok so there’s more to it than just the suit by itself so I have listed a few of the easiest no-fuss Mens Costume Ideas that I can come up with (don’t forget YOU have left it to the last minute – its not my fault we have to do this now):
 
Mens Vampire Costume– possibly the most obvious choice seeing that it is Halloween.
Just add a waist coat to your suit, buy a pair of plastic fangs from any $2 shop, and find something to make a cape out of (not your girlfriends best black silk tablecloth…although that would work really, really well). 
 
Mens Gangster Costume– another goodie.  Although you’d actually be a Baddie ha ha.
A plastic gun (hello again $2 shop) and a cool gangster hat are the minimum you’d need to add to your suit for this one.  And don’t shave for a couple of days so you look criminal-worthy.
 
Magicians Costume– just add the top hat and find somewhere you could stuff a cute little pink rabbit?
 
FBI Agent costume, Men in Black Costume, Blues Brothers Costume
- all three of these I’ve listed together as they are all of the same ilk.
Dark sunglasses and the Detective style hat thing going on.  You’d probably need to do this with a mate though as they all really require a double act to carry it off.
 
Mens Zombie Costume– not as glamorous as any of the above, but very appropriate to the Halloween theme.  You’d possibly want the entire suit to come from the $2 shop though as it would mean ripping lots of holes and gashes; and tipping red paint (blood) over it to give it that ‘just risen from the dead’ look.  Oh and you’d need to throw on a bit of white makeup too – always a bonus!
 
Just quietly, I think these are the easiest Mens Costume Ideas for Halloween in the whole entire universe but for that reason you’d better make it look dam good.  Otherwise your girlfriend may not let you get away with your lack of trying and remind you that you should’ve done something about it weeks ago. 

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