Santa Claus Costume

Santa Claus Costume, Sexy Santa's Helpers & Christmas Costumes

And then there was the time my boss thought he’d wear a Santa Claus costume to the office Christmas party.  He’d decided it would be nice to surprise us, and he would’ve if we hadn’t already done the math and worked out he was the only one yet to arrive.  So when he jingled and jangled his way into the building, calling out big cheery Ho Ho Ho’s and Meeeeerrry Christmas everybodeee…we were expecting him.  What we weren’t expecting, was the behaviour from there on.  Behaviour not really suitable to someone suited-up in a Santa Claus suit.
 
For starters there were several faux pas he’d made with his Santa Claus costume… although none of us were game to point them out to him.  Wearing a more than obvious gigantic Rolex probably wasn’t the most appropriate thing for one who is supposed to be the ultimate in Giving.  And also his trendy top-of- the- line specs with the turquoise frames may have been quite fashionable in the corporate world, but they just did nothing for the seasonal Santa suit and in fact made him look a little too feminine for the role… if you get my drift.
 
As the night wore on, we watched our boss in his festive, shiny red Santa Claus costume, slowly deteriorate further.  He’d arrived half cut so it was a downhill slide into messy, drunken oblivion from there.  And I don’t care who you are, hopping up on stage at the Karaoke bar wearing a Santa Claus outfit and singing Like a Virgin is not the best career move one could make.  Even the bar staff got sick of him and his droning on and on into a microphone already laden in spit. 
 
An interesting fact you may like to note if you ever fancy popping on a special Santa Claus costume of your own, remember: one cannot dance the same as one would normally dance.  You are no longer sexy… you are merely cute and round and JOLLY!
 
But by this stage there was no jolly…. the stuffing had already left the Santa Claus costume in this story.  That would’ve all fallen out once the belt had been whipped off – ah yes… during the strip tease act with the mortified Sharon from payroll.  With his stomach removed, and being sodden from his musical debut on stage, we decided it was time for our boss to go home.
All I can say is there is nothing more pathetic than a skinny, wet, homosexual looking Santa flopping into his wife’s best-in-show rose bushes.  And as the lights of his house flickered on, we propped him up on the porch and ran for it.

Christmas Costumes Available includes, Santa Claus, Sexy Santas Helpers, Elf & Pixie Costumes, Dress Up For Christmas
 

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