Sexy Christmas Costume

Sexy Christmas Costume, Sexy Santa, Sexy Elf, Sexy Santa Claus

‘Tis the season to wear a Sexy Christmas Costume!  Fa-la-la-la-laa,  La la la laaaa…..I don’t know about you, but I’m bored to tears with all this sloppy Christmas crap.  Isn’t it about time we gave Christmas a bit of a shake up?  Let’s bring it into the Nought-ies (make that the ‘Naughties’) and give this carol-singing, turkey-basting churchy mob something to sneer at.
 
This year I’m going to wear the sexiest Christmas Costume I can rustle up.  Easy for me ‘cos I’m always a bit of a sex kitten, ha ha, no truly - I am.  And if it’s all about being Naughty or Nice… then I know which one I pick, baby.   If it’s too much for you, and you can’t handle the heat, then honey, get the hell out of my kitchen!  So if you want to join me in sexy-ing up this dreary old festive season, then read on and take some notes.  I’m going give you the Top Five red-hot Sexy Christmas Costumes to wear this year:
 
Sexy Christmas Costume #1
Santa’s Little Helper is the first costume that springs to mind.  And not the boring, predictable ‘Helping’ kind of Helper.  You will need a red string bikini for this outfit to really be at it’s sexy best.   I went to a party once where Santa himself, roared up from the surf on a Jetski, escorted in by two hot Santa’s Little Helpers close behind on theirs.  Who cares about life jackets!
 
 
Sexy Christmas Costume #2
How about a Christmas Angel costume that lights up!   Not only can you wear a gorgeous, heavenly, silky white flowing frock, show off your femininity and look very virginal (boo hiss)… but you also get to wear wings and a halo.  And they light up!  If that doesn’t get you noticed then nothing will.
 
 
Sexy Christmas Costume #3
Anything from the Miss Santa Claus range looks hot.  That’s the definition of Miss Santa Claus after all.  She’s not married to Santa.  She’s not his old doddery wife – she’s his sexy, young, single daughter….isn’t she?  In her skimpy, seductive red dress…strapless, backless or sleeveless there are no rules as to what Miss Santa Claus can wear as long as it’s HOT.  Oh hang on…. perhaps she’s not Santa’s daughter… maybe she’s some sort of special ‘friend’ of Santa’s?  Which brings us to our next sexy suggestion:
 
 
Sexy Christmas Costume #4
Santa’s Sexy Love Slave!  Ok, yes that is code for ‘Elf’ but with a bit more Woo Hoo to it, don’t you think?  And no matter what kind of childish, cutesy wootsy Elf costume you might be offered, there are always ways to sex things up a bit by just adding a few special touches.  Whip the hem up for starters, slip on some sexy lace stay-up stockings and you’re set.  You’ll be Santa’s favourite Elf for sure!
 
 
Sexy Christmas Costume #5
Nothing!  Get yourself a giant red, silk bow…tie it around your most important bits (tee hee) and present yourself naked to your significant other.  It’s the gift that keeps on giving!

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