Pirate Costumes, Cool & Sexy Hot Pirate Costume
I want to talk about Pirate Costumes. Now don’t worry, I’m not going to try and be all smarty pants by rattling off all the usual cliché Pirate expletives such as ‘Arrrr’ after every sentence or adding ‘me Hearties’ into each line as that is just so annoying and I think it stopped being funny a long time ago.
In fact, lets get it out of the way now shall we – here is my 7 year old son’s favourite joke:
Why wasn’t the boy allowed in to the Pirate movie? Cos it was rated ‘Arrrr’.
Now I know you will have heard all there is to possibly hear about Pirate costumes but I just wanted to emphasise again that the one thing about wearing a Pirate costume is that it is just so dam cool!!!
And in case you hadn’t noticed, there is always one person wearing a Pirate costume at just about any party you will ever go to. Be it a Halloween fancy dress party, a birthday party or maybe a 21st theme party – you can guarantee there will be at least one bloke dressed in a dashing swashbuckling Pirate costume or a chick looking ravish-able in a sexy Pirate wench costume.
Or more often than not, both.
There’s that word – Swashbuckling. I looked it up for you: a rough, loud and boastful sword-wielding hero or villain. If that’s not reason alone to wear a pirate costume then I don’t know what is. Just be careful how you carry your sword at the party and to give way when doing any sharp turns or party tricks.
So beside the obvious coolness, there are other reasons why people resort to the good ol’ faithful Pirate costume. It is rugged yet romantic; it is fun and you get to wear an eyepatch! The important and only rule about the eyepatch is remembering not to try and drive to the party wearing it. You can work that one out yourself.
In fact it would be fair to say that the accessories are really what maketh the Pirate costume. You get to wear as many skull and crossbone emblems as you can stick on and adorning yourself in plenty of thick heavy jewels, rings, chains etc just adds to it. Topped off with a great big Captain Hook hat and a pink parrot super-glued to your shoulder YOURE SET!
Hang on….there needs to be special mention made of the boots. These can look especially attractive if you are going to be wearing a sexy Pirate Lady costume. The shorter the skirt – the higher the boots can be. And don’t we love that? Include a slinky off-the-shoulder blouse and a giant belt to show off your sexy piratey waist….. sigh….so romantic. And it’s no longer cool – it’s HOT!
Ok let’s have one more just for fun…..again courtesy of my son’s joke repertoire:
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? About a buck-an-ear…Ha ha get it?
Of course you did!
And, thankfully (they cry), that hereby concludes today’s tutorial on Pirate costumes.
Arrrr me Hearties that be all for now arrrr!!! (Just had to say it didn’t she).
by the Costume Fairy
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