Adult Costume Shop, Adult Costumes, Adult Sexy Costumes
An adult costume shop is the kind of place I would go to for a fancy dress costume - if I needed to go to a fancy dress party that is. I am an adult. I am not a child. I have no need to dress up as a fluffy pink fairy princess, or jam myself into a stifling hot bunny suit or show off the entire outline of all my rude bits in a lycra-tight Spiderman outfit. My needs are of a more mature nature - I want to look hot! Having said that, adult costume shops do cater for the sexualised version of the bunny suit… a sexy Bunny Girl costume, for example. And instead of Spiderman, the adult version might be a suave, muscle-bound Batman suit or a very saucy and cleavage-revealing Wonder Woman costume. I mean, there’s no such thing as Wonder Kid as far as I know. There may be a Wonder Girl, but once again – she’s a girl. Not an adult. You just don’t find spiced-up, sexy-as-all-hell adult costumes in a children’s costume shop. You’d go to an adult costume shop.
Adult costume shops, thankfully, are everywhere. Let’s face it – we adults are the ones with all the money… of course the shops will be looking after us. They’d be silly not to! Can you just imagine a young boy kid lining up at the imaginary children’s costume shop, expecting to score himself a full-on Green Lantern suit with his weekly pocket money earnings of $5.85? He’d be able to afford the lantern possibly? Or maybe one of Mr Lantern’s green shoes, at a push (one assumes he wears green shoes). No, let little Johnnie make his non-adult costume at home out of crepe paper and blu-tac. For once, let’s not have the kids cluttering up the adult costume shop.
Adult costume shop attending would be compulsory if you were investigating an outfit for a Masquerade party of course. Masquerade parties are very adult. And the same can be said for Halloween parties – little children should be in bed at this time of night. Not taking up space on the adult dance floor, being over-tired and causing strife amongst themselves that distract us from our adult good time. Not to mention eating all the nibbles before we, important adults, have had a chance to. Is it any wonder we get drunk!
Adult costume shopping is available online too. That’s even better because it means we don’t have to get off our adult butts and go do battle with anyone in an actual physical adult costume shop. Even less chance of running into other people’s annoying children who, for some reason, think it’s all about them. It also means you don’t have to put up with… yes Johnnie; you can have whatever costume in the shop that you want. You will look very grown up and adult in that Green Lantern costume won’t you, darling! Oh will he just……grrrrrrr.