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Plus Size Costumes the sign said, dangling above her. Oh god, had it finally come to this? Was she now officially classed as the proverbial Fat Chick… the Fuller-figured Woman… the Bodacious Babe? Standing in the fancy dress costume shop she shuddered and then caught sight of her curvaceous self in the mirror on the back wall. Bloody hell, I am fat! She screamed on the inside but it came out loud as an angry mumble. A thin girl in a skimpy top, rifling through fairy costumes next to her, got a fright and stepped back. Watch out or the Plus Size Costumes might eat you, she wanted to say.
Ok, so if she had to wear a Plus Size Costume – it was going to be a bloody good one, she decided. And I don’t care what anybody thinks … I may be a big girl but I’m going to look hot! She’d been practising her self-confidence phrases and had read all the self help books telling her it was all a state of mind and that how you looked at yourself was what really mattered. If I say it, then it will be so. She felt like a tim-tam but now was not the time. May as well face this head on she thought, just as the sales lady rounded the bend… I’d like to try on some Plus Size Costumes please!
The sales lady was the Plus Size Costumes master it turned out. She was also a rather large woman, much like herself, so that put both their minds at ease; it meant they could chat away and not have to worry about the political correctness of it all. Oh no, your butt won’t fit into that costume… or Don’t you hate hot days like this – not good for our pits! They laughed together knowingly, almost as if it were some sort of secret handshake for Plus Size Costume wearers only.
I’m going to be opening a Plus Size Costumes shop soon, the sales woman went on. Fancy dress costumes for big girls. There’s a hell of a market for it. She nodded at several other large-ish ladies who’d since floated into the shop and were strategically picking through the racks of the Plus Size Costumes alongside her. Did you say you were looking for a job? I need someone who can relate to these women. Real women, she emphasised. Somebody as lovely as you, who can relate to the plight of women in need of Plus Size Costumes everywhere. Fancy a tim-tam?